Tuesday, July 10, 2012

day 353

Thoughts as you poop your pants:


Toilet
toilet
so close
oh my god
drive faster
PLEASE
oh my god
oh my god
oh my let me pray
let me convert to any religion that will heal my need to poop
poop god
poop jesus
sweet baby help me heal me
ok
HURRY
dont stop at the stop sign
do not stop
you don't need to stop
ok gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



oh god
so close







i am so disappointed

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