To the ex boyfriends that just couldn't understand

Hello.

It's me, again.

But I'm not here to take you back

dumbass.

I'm here to explain why I can't stay.

I

fell in love...

with..

cats!

YES! CATS!

I like cats with short hair,

cats with long hair,

cats with no hair-

you're beautiful the way you are.

I love cats with hats

and hats with cats,

fat cats with blue eyes,

and the fat cats I see when I stare at your blue eyes

SHIT

I just...love...cats.

I also love cantaloupe.

I love cantaloupe that look like cats

and cats that look like cantaloupe

I love cats that control catapults

and catapults full of cats...being thrown at me...

obviously..

I just...love..cats so much

To the ex boyfriends that just couldn't understand

I'm sorry we can't be.

You're just the wrong type of pussy.