This is a poem that is not to be finished
Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome
1
You decided to get your cards read
So
you got your cards read.
Cats were in line with death
with love
with wealth
and with power.
Cats are clearly in your future.
2
You pounce at every opportunity to defend a crazy cat lady.
3
You would love to be a crazy cat lady
4
You aren't CRAZY.
You're just a little out of whack,
missing a few nuts and bolts
5
"What the hell are nuts?"
6
You write poetry about cats.
Stories about cats.
You spend time googling cats.
Youtubing cats.
Cat.coming cats
7
You just love cats...
so...
much....
8
You already have 8 cats.
9
You sought forgiveness for your sins
and asked for nine lives in exchange
10
You love lists.
11
You love cats.
12
You love making lists about how much you love cats
13
Thirteen black cats in your yard is a blessing,
not a curse.
14
There are not enough reasons why you love cats
15
You love fat cats
16
Oliver
17
Because that's the name of your best friend.
Who so happens to be a cat
18
You celebrate your cat children's birthdays
19
You refer to your cats as cat children
20
If you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my cats.
21
500 Days of Cats is your favorite movie.
You don't care that no one has filmed it yet.
22
You are currently plotting a screen play for 500 Days of Cats
23
In one month,
you plan to have 23 cats.
24
In one month and one week,
you plan to have 24 cats.
25
I just love cats
so
much
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