Tuesday, August 2, 2011

day 9


This is a poem that is not to be finished


Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome

1
You decided to get your cards read
So
you got your cards read.

Cats were in line with death
with love
with wealth
and with power.

Cats are clearly in your future.

2
You pounce at every opportunity to defend a crazy cat lady.

3
You would love to be a crazy cat lady

4
You aren't CRAZY.
You're just a little out of whack,
missing a few nuts and bolts

5
"What the hell are nuts?"

6
You write poetry about cats.
Stories about cats.
You spend time googling cats.
Youtubing cats.
Cat.coming cats

7
You just love cats...
so...
much....

8
You already have 8 cats.

9
You sought forgiveness for your sins
and asked for nine lives in exchange

10
You love lists.

11
You love cats.

12
You love making lists about how much you love cats

13
Thirteen black cats in your yard is a blessing,
not a curse.

14
There are not enough reasons why you love cats

15
You love fat cats

16
Oliver

17
Because that's the name of your best friend.

Who so happens to be a cat

18
You celebrate your cat children's birthdays

19
You refer to your cats as cat children

20
If you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my cats.

21
500 Days of Cats is your favorite movie.
You don't care that no one has filmed it yet.

22
You are currently plotting a screen play for 500 Days of Cats

23
In one month,
you plan to have 23 cats.

24
In one month and one week,
you plan to have 24 cats.

25
I just love cats
so
much

No comments:

Post a Comment